Maxwell Gordon-brown
Statistics
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| This season | 3 (0) | 270 | 00 | 0 (0) |
Biography
The current leader of the Labour Party and Prime Minister is a recent convert to the hallowed, turfed amphitheatre of Bartlemas Close. Yet his immense speed, skill, and ability to represent trade unionism whilst still maintaining a moderate centrist course acceptable to many rightist supporters has grown to be an invaluable asset to the Jesus forward line. Soon to be made redundant by a mass electorate baying for his blood, watch out for this man's onion bag rustle tally in seasons to come.
