Robbie Coleman
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | Scottish |
| College | Mansfield |
| Club | Merton/Mansfield (1st team captain 2008/9) |
| Teams | Merton/Mansfield 1st, Merton/Mansfield 2nd |
| Course | PPE |
| School | Hillpark Secondary |
| Matriculation year | 2007 |
Statistics
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last season | 17 (0) | 1485 | 10 | 16 (0) | |
| This season | 4 (0) | 360 | 00 | 2 (0) | |
| Career | 21 (0) | 1845 | 10 | 18 (0) |
Biography
Robbie has been unmasked as a Welsh Wizard and certainly shines amongst the current muggle fresher crop. With a stunning performance at trials, scoring goals for fun, the captain converted this so-called defensive midfielder into a very capable striker.
There's a lot more magic to come from this half-giant...
Robbie is the bastard offspring of Welsh and Fulham centre-back hero Chris "Cookie" Coleman and Delilah. Why, oh WHY??? He is also known as John, after his likeness to John Coltrane.
Robbie hates being unjustly given offside and utters such expletives towards the offending referee as 'Gee whiz, referee'.
When Robbie speaks, it helps to turn on subtitles.
With rumours circling of an FA qualified coach amongst M+M's midst, the newly appointed Captain might have to conceed some power and even work hard in pre-season to watch his place. Coleman is, of course, very sceptical about the idea of a coach whilst others in the dressing room might welcome such a figure.
Coleman's pace upfront may be better suited to Chess than Football.
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