Christopher Bradshaw
Statistics
| Apps (sub) | | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) |
|---|
| Last season |
3 (0) |
| 270 |
00 |
0 (0) |
Biography
Back in the side after a period in Broadmoor this sleazy mancunian has returned to the side with a notable accolade - runner up in the worst facial hair in oxford award. When not preying on sleeping girls Bradshaw prefers to pop his cork with a magnum of champagne. Despite being of a similar build to a small elephant Bradshaw is often unable to fill his goal or the football-shaped space between his hands. After his windmilling arms fail to make any contact with any balls except his own his unintelligble mancunian accent renders his poor chat to the centre-backs impossible to understand.
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