Oxford University Association Football Club

Biography

Often mistaken for Groundsman Dave's illegitmate bastard child, little MJ is attracted to the gravity of normal sized players on the pitch, orbiting around them, but never close enough to have any affect.
Though his face is reminiscent of Picasso's great works his form of football is far from a piece of art. Recently rubbing shoulder to knee cap with such non-entities like Sean Smith (aka aaaaah football friend!!) MJ has been drafted to the centaurs as the prematch mascot/retard. After the last tour to Dublin one would not entrust MJ with the team laundry, when he added his own personal fabric softener. With promotion expected from Jesus this year, and a slow start, MJ has enlisted the hardest friend he knows to whip the boys into shape, Stuart Little.