Oxford University Association Football Club

Biography

Marriott has proven to Jesus College and indeed the international footballing community alike the benefits of having a raving homosexual in the centre of the park. His immense workrate and appreciation of opposition players' legs continues to amaze crowds Oxford-wide, and it is surely only a matter of time before the professional game snaps up the dubious talents of this little midfield general.

'In other news Henry has recently been diagnosed with missing the half of his brain that controls sexuality and general control, thus confirming that it is due to a biological deficiency that Henry is prone to irrational and spontaneous bouts of homosexual aggression.' Dr. H. Williams